Final Post

http://harlotheights.tumblr.com/
Yes
The day has come
I have converted to Tumblr
See ya guys
Whoever you are
Over there Aites?
With a shitload of love
A bagful of honesty
And my sincerest Apologies
I am
THE SLASHER!

GOD IT HAS BEEN AGES

Lets dust off this old blog
and fucken update
Yes, no one would care if I did
Its not like i'm on tumblr
But seriously
having to need to learn html code
just to turn text
RED
Is just frikkin lame
But I think
When the time comes
I shall make the move
I just don't know when

Alritie moving on
Lets do a summarised update
School started
I was back with fee like a month ago
Got my PRS SE SC Trem(Coz it was black)
Made a couple originals for my metal band
Winds Of Fate
And I think,
thats about all that was new
Well
other than the fact that to get the money
to get the guitar
I had to sell off
My old Epi
and fee's JND bass
and of course work my ass off
AT DAVIS GUITAR
to get the axe at a discounted price
LOL
So yeah
Damn well worth it

Well
I've been thinking
maybe it is time to start posting at tumblr
Black on white for the rest of my blogging life?
Ouh well
Here goes
Goodbye Blogger my old friend
I shall post the link to my tumblr
to whoever comes by this post
Alrite guys
nice being here and all
But i've gotta make the move
Im gonna miss the red
But
Ouh well
Imma sucker for an audience

With a final goodbye, love and sincere apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine
May the winds of fate guide you in life

I Stil l Want A Paul Reed Smith

So yeah
Had a little session with a friend of mine
Mus
Who had a Davis Rhoads V
Floyd Rose Equipped of course
It kept tuning
like how Ex N0.14 kept boyfriends in her past
so yeah
I HAD TO TUNE DOWN MY GUITAR
to match it
LOL
But hey
It was is Drop Db only
so it was not that bad
Could play Metalingus in its correct key

But yeah
Turns out I got my work cut out for me
Time to make lessons again!
Haha
MUAHAHAHAHA
Thought him how to divebomb though
that should be a good start

So yea
I wanna indulge on how much
I love PRS GUITARS
The Mikael Akerfeldt Se
won't be coming till next month
But as long as its coming
and as long as I have the money
I WILL GET IT
That Guitar
on a Marshall
With Metal Muff
Equals
AWESOME
Dayyum

The tone
The feel
I'd probably end up learning alot of new songs
on the guitar
and probably
I might finally
Tune down
and
Ear Tab

Why?
Cause Daath songs are in drop C
and there are no tabs for them
LOL
But yeah
Worth the effort

And I seriously
have to learn Forsaken
before I tune down my guitar
LOL
Ouh PRS guitars
Making
Any slow or fast solo
SOUND FUCKING AWESOME
and knee weakening
LOL

Other than that
another normal holiday
in the life of me
Hehehe

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Mi Re Do

AKU TAKLEH TIDO
(translation : I CAN'T SLEEP)
Well
Thank god I came online
well worth it
Well
I may be no good
but you sure aren't
LOL

Okay
So I am gonna blog abit
get a drink
and then
attempt to sleep before 1am
LOL

Not many people
Know why I am busy
and seriously
I'm lazy to write it ALL DOWN
HAHA

Okay
For a little rant
I would like to say
Never Get Your Genre's Mixed
Hardcore does not include
Avenged Sevenfold
nor
Atreyu
yes
they may seem hardcore
but their metalcore
well
was for Avenged
they toned down to Hard Rock
and
HELL YEAH
Portnoy Drumming for new A7x record
Fun times ahead
Note
its only for the record
HE IS NOT JOINING A7X

Damned Fan Boys
and god
I need to buy Octavarium
or Train Of Thought
or Systematic Chaos
or!
Black Clouds and Silver Lining!
Yes
I have become a Dream Theater Fan
too bad
I don't have anyone
to Illegally download songs for me anymore
IP Police take note
LOL
Just Kidding

Other than that
I should get to my plan to sleep
LOL
Bap Boop Beep
I Wanna Sleep!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Dead Bored Rant

I swear
If my next blog post has dead in it
...
It will be
DEAD HAPPY!

Till then
DAMN I'M BORED
insomnia
Boredom
Mind just thinking negative thoughts
LOL
I'm starting to change abit
Open my eyes wider
Well
here comes test no.1
GETTING OVER MY DUMB ASS

LOL
All through the night
I came up
with lame name jokes
like
WanNor Trouble
which shud be pronounce
Want No Trouble
and Felayshia
or Felisha or Felicia
and how it sounds like
...
well, just change the 'a' to and 'o'
and you will understand

And I am still
dead bored
GAAAH
When will my princess come and save my day!
-_-
I am so unromantic
I'm the one who's suppose to go save the day
Not some the other way around
Now where did I put my Chivalry armor
Ouh yah
its dead
LOL
Well
time to take fate into my own hands
Make actions!
well
first matter of action
NOT
go chasing after girls
Its still taking action
taking action to chill
Screw chicks... Okay wrong terminology there
But, you get the idea
Even if you present me
3 hot guitar slinging hot girls
I will still go
meh
Girl + Me = Root of All Sins
Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Pride, Sloth
and did I mention
LUST

But hey
Its not like
I'M the lustful one at first
I may be the one who can come up
with the most outlandish sexual innuendos
but trust me
I never make the first move in staircase chess

Note To Self/And any guy reading this
If the girl says she gets horny when she sees you
Fuck her then don't call her again
If she is your girlfriend...
Chia Lat lorrrr (Unaccurate translation : Too bad then)
If she tells you that after a few months
things will get better
Fuck her, wait till the few months past
and say
Well bitch nothing happened
Ouh, sorry Little Miss Oracle
But you can't see the future

So yeah
*insert grief here*
Must I really act out negativity scenes?
Like must I really be affected by my exs
to a certain extent
up till a certain time
THEN
I can be cleared to go and do whatever the fuck I want?
Ouh well
if it makes them think I'm weak
i'm fine with that
Mada Mada Desu

So yeah
yesterday
me and atif wrote a song for some
English Competition Thingy
on how English can bridge worlds
We wrote about talking to aliens
and getting Japanese School Girls
LOL
a tribute to our old friend Mus of course
even had a little bit where we refer back to our english teacher
our beloved
Mrs George
TILF
Thats the first thing that Atif came up with
LOL
Go figure that out

Okay
I am running out of shit to say
so I will end it here
Toodles

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Dead Day

After the awesome events of tuesday
Getting a tremolo equipped guitar and all
yesterday
was very uneventful
Other than the usual
Check of Youtube and stuff
I was literally bored
Eventhough I have almost completed learning
Pull Me Under
I'm only left with the outro
LOL

But today
was different
Eventhough
I woke up at
2:30pm again
I actually
got off my ass
and went to Peninsula
Well
halfway through the trip
I got a call from Endra
Upon seeing my youtube cover
of Lamb Of God's Laid To Rest
He wanted me to teach him
LOL
Well
I did link my Youtube with Facebook
Haha
Here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y5Nv3iApK8

Kinda made me smile
LOL
THANKS ENDRAAA!

anyways
got some picks at penin
as usual!
Haha
Used up
one extra dollar
to try a Max Grip Jazz III
TOO SMALL
You know how I like my girls
I mean picks
With abit of a large surface area to grab on right?
HAHAHA

So yeah
the pick freak strikes again
Other than that
Though not too epic
it is still an awesome day
Well
Tomorrow's just gonna be awesome-er!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Trem Oh Low

After waiting for around
2 hours
at Khatib
Finally met Ishraf
and went to his house to switch guitars

Why was he late?
Epic story
He actually damaged the chair
of a well I assume
bitchy
fat girl
She sat on it
and well
The rest
is
Gravity
She was whining and shit
I could just imagine how it happened
But well
Not to be mean
she could have died!
LOL
Well
Ishraf got punished for it
and I got stuck waiting
LOL

But yea
we reached his house
and I started to play Facebook
seeing what suggestions his account had
LOL
it was like playing the Yes n No Game
at Tagged
MINUS
the full blown minahs!
HAHA

Then I just slammed the shit
out of his guitar
Sounds better with higher gain of course
Got home
Continued the process
and from what I can tell
the tuning is still intact!
Miracle
Haha

Maybe gonna do a cover on that guitar
I am still undecided
LOL
So yeah
Thats about it for my day
Me and Fee
are talking again
Apparently
some fag
traded basses with her
and he doesn't know
how to take care
of his own bass
LOL
Dayyum does she want the J&D bass back now!

So yeah
thats about it
I slept at 8 earlier
for god knows why
But yea
gonna post
and go back to sleep
LOL

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Day To Recover

Well
slow day
okay
it was fast alright
I established with Atif
that Stochastic Syndrome
was still around
despite of the fact that
somehow
our facebook page disappeared
I'm not too good with technology
and these
social networking sites
so I don't know
But yea
We are still around for All I care
just not active

Gonna switch guitars with Ishraf
AGAIN
tomorrow
Finally get to wham a whammy bar
Maybe gonna finally make a video
to past on Facebook
LOL

Ouh yeah
I just finish silat
I survived with all that gig fatigue
and a sore neck
haha
Relearned some keris combat
and getting ready for this sunday's performance
WEE

Other than that
Its just gonna be that Session
with Atif this friday
just session
not jamming yet
LOL
So its only gonna be
Me
Atif
and probably Wi
this friday
Got alot of songs to straighten out
Dayyum

Other than that
its toodles for now
and shit I am pooped
hmm
maybe I should watch the movie
The Count Of Monte Cristo
the remake i mean
Awesome as hell
alritie!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

NECKCRUSHER

to say the least
today
WAS AWESOME!!

Woke up on time
ate Ananas Nasi Lemak
and drank chocolate milk!

Got ready in my Lamb of God shirt
and took the bus to Sembawang MRT
Only to meet FAIZ on the bus
Had a smoke
and I headed to Woodlands
as he headed to Fullerton to study

While on the train
I met my old KFC FRIEND!!
MUNIRAAAAAAAH!
She was well
Really late for work
we had like
2 MRT stops to catch up
But it was already enough to put
a smile on my face

So went to the gig
found out
that it was a guy's day out
Found our way there
and had a rocking good time!

Watched all the bands
took photos with a legendary rocker
Then had the most awesome gig experience since 2006

The last band
Wira
Played
IRON MAIDEN COVERS
I friggin joined the headbang line
and headbanged
jumped
screamed
headbanged
circle headbanged
my neck off!
Like literally
FUCKING EXHILARATING!
Can't wait for the next gig!!

So yeah
now with a sore neck
and a smile on my face
I look back
at such an awesome day

One thing I love to note
Today
I was the lucky charm
to my friend
Endra
First
as he was trying to call his ex
to ask for directions to go to the Gig
(the place was Blackhole 212)
Each time he called
She would not pick up
THEN
I actually held the phone
as it dialed her number
and finally
she picked up!
Later during the night
Endra wanted to take off his contact lenses
He tried to do so earlier at a nearby macdonalds
But failed painfully
Then
as I needed to pee
We went to the toilet
and as I was relieving myself
he tried to take the contacts off
what do you know
IT CAME OFF EASILY!

Haha
I wanna give more people luck!
Fun sia!
Well
awesome day
Gotta shower and rest
Why?
Coz if you ask me
when was the most awesome day of my life
I would always say
NOT YET!
Just the thought of a more awesome day
is exhilarating!
Well Goodnight!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Quote Of The Day

This was
actually a quote
from Friday I think
Courtesy of Zai
It went something like this

"Now that you don't have her anymore
Your Wan0(as in Zero) and not WanFee"

Get the joke?

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Too Freakking Early

Insomnia
Rarely Happens
AFTER YOU SLEPT
Weird

I couldn't sleep much last night
Maybe cause someone
was thinking of me
God knows eh
Was there anything special that happened
on the 27th of every month?
There must have been I guess
:)

So yeah
I youtube
Checked friendster
Playing Guitar
Still have it in my lap
LOL
friggin shredding on
Pull Me Under's Interlude

One thing
I might have regretted doing
was to click
on the only
and yes
ONLY
link on my blog

Read Fee's Blog
Yeah
about time right?
She's been pouring her emotions there like
FOREVER
and i'm only reading it now
Haha

"when its over
thats when I fall in love again"
Teros Terang La
(for any of my non-malay understanding readers
it means Straightforwardly or Honestly)
No.16
Will always be
a Tough Act To Follow
Trust me
Yeah
the temptation of going back together
is always there
but
I've grown abit this last month
Been through more life changing experiences
and matured abit
I get to see
What its like
to be in my position
from a third party angle
and I see
It so clearly

I won't say
or curse
But
I guess
even all great loves
Will fall
Even the most inspirational
the most influencing
The most affectionate loves
sometimes
Have a draw back
and
someone's gotta pay

Its scary
when you see
your friend
Sending the same sms you sent
to your ex or girlfriend
when you were nearly suicidal
Face Book man
(as in book in the face)
But as someone wrote
If somethings don't work out
then they just dont
No man can change the fate
that they themselves have created
when its too late

I should really
go back to sleep or something
its sunrise
and I am awake
Stupid dream about a man
who was able to block all radio and handphone frequencies
Damn weird
so weird
I couldn't sleep after that
LOL

I have a gig to prepare for
As in WATCH
for all I care
I don't have a band right now
So yeah
Been training my vocal chords
And I'm starting to surpass
someone's statement
Guess I never truly sang for her before..

So yeah
I'll Europa the Sunrise
and see you next time!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights : Dedication

This poem
is a dedication
to all the couples
who have truly found the right one
and to a certain couple who will always
inspire me

Beat Of The Drums

Baram Pam Pam Pam
The beat of the drum
as I hold you hand
all sadness goes numb

Baram Pam Pam Pam
As we kiss through the night
and the wind blows gently
soothing away all our fights

Baram Pam Pam Pam
The skin of my arm
Resonates with your touch
like the skin of a drum

Baram Pam Pam Pam
the rhythm of my heart
and the song of our love
we shall never be apart

Baram Pam Pam Pam
Baram Pam Pam Pam
Baram Pam Pam Pam
Baram Pam Pam Pam

To love and to hold
In sickness, in health
Till Death Do Us Part
Baram Pam Pam Pam

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Crown Clown Multiple Liners

The Game Of Love

No
I am not talking about that
Michelle Branch Feat Santana song
even though
it is awesome
I'm talking about
Love
or more specifically
Boy Girl Relationships
In a Singaporean context of course

After looking at it for so long
I can see the patterns
sureeee
There are those
who are curious
yea, them 13 year olds
Those
who just wanna fuck around
15 to 16 year olds
those who
have no life
18 year olds who go for 14 year olds
And those who are actually serious about this
19 year olds

I hang out
with a 16 year old guy
who has like
4 girls
at once
GOD
I call any girl he brings to hang out with
a $10 girl
when he's done with them
They sorta do become that cheap

And then
theres the other extreme
Once
I saw this
around 18 year old guy
asking a secondary school girl
for her number
i laughed out loud
when he was rejected
Epic
Just Epic
Stupid Horny Mats

But hey
You know what they say
Love Is Blind
a semi cute emo girl
can fall in love with a big fat guy 5 years her senior
A girl
can fall in love with a girl!
Anything can happen
in this day and age

You know
all i want to happen
is just
to see
pure love
Those really fated couples
being together
enjoying each other's presence
and stuff you know
Love has degraded alot
either that
or i believed too much in
dramas and movies

And yea
Our parents ARE RIGHT!
we are too young
Immature i guess
but hey
If you are mature enough to handle yourself
as a couple
then go aheaad
No one's stopping you

As you can see
I am still single
Haha
I'm trying to go out of my
"Like every cute/hot/pretty girl" mold
and trying to mature
into something better
cause
missing the mark
16 times
is no fun
my ex missed it 60 times
But hey
all of them missed so she don't have to worry much
Point of the matter is
Love
When your ready
Not when
your still deciding
what the hell you want
God

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights

Lets end this trilogy already

Day 27

So it was decided
that she return to sin
a marking of a morbid world
as if doomsday begin

He was left alone
nothing to float
in the freezing sea of loneliness
Looking for his new boat

Try as he may
He was slipping away
never to find
the feelings he left behind

She found her love
why can't I
It can't be that hard
My heart can't die

Then he realized
As the tides grew weak
That instead of a boat
The shore he should seek

For maybe in life
it was not a her he was for
But just the comfort
of a heart to adore

He swam back to shore
with his body wet
knowing this was just the beginning
where hope and life met

On the land where he found refuge
he found companions
those who wouldn't just leave you
those who would rather forgive you

And so he carries on
Alone and not
For he knows that the fate he has now
is all that he's got

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

ITS HOLIDAYS BIAATCH

Good news!
My exams are over!!!
GOD
Finally
After A year
I have
a Holiday
free time
all to
Myself?

I've been really
neglecting this blog lately
hey
I was studying for exams you know
and yes
all the people who know me
I do study
a wittle bit

So so so
what to do what to do
I should make a to do list soon
Like
it will say
Learn New Songs
Blog More
Go Out To Peninsular
Go Out For L4D2 Gaming
Blog
Play Guitar
and most importantly
JAM
ITS NOT LIKE STOCHASTIC SYNDROME
WILL BE JAMMING ANYTIME SOON
LOL
A Levels is someting the band has to live with
I guess

Hees
So yeah
Been spamming Dream Theater songs day and night
watching Mythbusters like I always did
Haha
and of course
Hanging out with guys
and going out for gigs!
Sunday
Yet another gig
And I have to pay
To ensure
that my friend's ex comes
Why?

Okay
Long Story Short
Couple Break
Guy wants to make girl feel jealous
Ask her out to gig
But he brings his "GF To Be"
See the plan there?
Man
I regretted making my trademark jokes
You know
the one where I say
"Dude, your ex is hot sia!"
Half the time
I'm just pulling your leg
Don't get the wrong idea
But after no.16
I think
I'll wait awhile

More important stuff to concentrate on
Like Jamming
Yeah Right
Me and What BAND??
And no
Not Wali Band
thank you very much
I may look like the vocalist
maybe even sing like him
(though someone said the members of
Stochastic Syndrome
all can't sing better than the vocalist)
But no
I am not the same guy
I am
Fatter
and I play guitar

Ouh
I've been
really active on Facebook
haha
Check it out
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/eirwannor

Okay
Its not
THAT ACTIVE
but yeah
spending more time there than here
LOL
sad

So
exams were okay
LSM2 was the easiest
Thank God
That means
I won't be expelled yet
YET
haha
Hanged out with Zai abit
went mosque
But due to silat
and him falling asleep earlier
I couldn't go with him play lan
Maybe tomorrow
L4D2 MADNESS!!!

Okay
I think
that about wraps things up
Do check out the videos i'm in on Facebook
Have a laugh
and be awed too!
Till next post

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Europa The Night Away

Well HI there!
Lol
I'm playing my guitar right now
Just repeating Santana's
Europa
Over and over
with the backing track

Bored man seriously
I'm pooped by cannot fall asleep
So till then
I will just play!

Ear played the intro to
Scorpion's
Sails of Charon
LOL
I am bored
Maybe I can be as good
as a Old School Metal Guitarist one day
HAHA

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights

FYI!
the following poem
is a sequel to
40 Days Left

Limbo

He broke his curse
Not like he predicted
for his doom has ended
But has death begun?

He found a love
the love he left
hoping to stop
his journey to death

But soon he realized
that his death was soon eminent
as now not on earth
In limbo he was

All the past crimes
all the past sins
all the hatred and sadness
all bad that has been

It has all come back
and seeped into his heart
making him wish he didn't
ask her back to the start

And their return
was just the tip
for everything that happens
daily it repeats

For avoiding death
By means of impatient savior
he had entered hell
with no honor or valor

Made to suffer
Till the end of his life
He gave up a wonderful future
For a fast,used wife

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Heartless™

Back From Malaysia

Well
I'm back from the wedding thingy in KL
had a half fun time there
I was alone either way
so it didn't matter

Got a shitload of stuff from there
kinda my end of the deal
since I didn't even want to go in the first place
Have a
Probably imitation Nike Sweater
A black jade necklace(now kinda broken)
Munchy's Muzik
and alof of bubble gum!

Last but of hell not least
I got
2 guitar world magazines!
one is the November 2009 issue featuring Slayer
and the other
is the
LEAD GUITAR BOOT CAMP DVD AND MAG
Friggin awesome man

Well
thats kinda the most I can say
other than
my cuzz wanted to eat beside her
to make her bf jealous
and that
I found a restaurant named
FOOK TATT
in KL
other than that
and the fact that the villa i stayed in
was friggin epic
It was a
3 day short lived thing

So yeah
Now I have to study
and still have no mood for life
Salute arh
I am dead
haha

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Heartless™

Harlot Nights

Manufactured

The inventor
A man so alone
never having a woman
to call his own
Rejected by those
Who went for status and fame
leaving the poor genius
In anguish and shame

Repelled by
his human counterparts
He rejects this world of man
and broken hearts
As he seeks to create
From blood, water and sand
the most beautiful woman
from his never land

For years he would work
Studying humans and such
Deciphering the codes
reading the roads
Till he found
one way he could be
With an artificial woman
Now would his heart be free

Of a computer's brain
and a robotic heart
He gave his dream girl
and light bolt jump start
Bringing his invention
to an electrifying life
For her to become
His loving wedded wife

Alive alive alive
she was
So beautiful and radiant
So heartwarming and loving
He fell in love with his own creation
and walked up to her
to ask for consummation

As she looked down at him
gone down to one knee
she gave an answer
With such radiant glee
A tone so raspy
with malice behold
she turned away
and said No

Guitar Fasting

Yes people
I am fasting from anything
and everything
Guitar Related
That would mean
No playing the guitar
Until I come back
From another trip from KL
ouh the joy

Well
had a fun day today
ACTUALLY WENT FOR POM LECTURE
haha
Hanged out with zai after that
PRINTED
the damn Companies' Act
Fucking 340 pages
Damn
Spent 10 bucks today
6 bucks on food and drink
4 bucks on Paper and binding
Urh
Maybe I should not go to school tomorrow

Well
After that
Hanged out with the other guys
Like Don and Anita
aka Donita
Nice couple
lol
And anita knows my dream girl
so that was kinda fun
my DG hasn't and probably
will never
add me on facebook
so getting to see her photos
was
heartwarming to say the least

Then went to game store at Tamp Mall with Zai
So yeah
Kinda ended my day there
Still contemplating
Going to school tomorrow
Damn

So yeah
Introduced Wi to Bella
Our might be new vocalist
Fun chat
Too bad Atif and Fee weren't online though
Sad sad sad
Me me me

So thats the end of my story
akhir kate I am feeling sleepy
tapi last last kite dapat tau
ade poem too
In the Harlot Nights
Lepas Ini
Enjoy

Translation
So thats the end of my day
well, i am feeling sleepy
But I got a poem in store
In the Harlot Nights
Coming Up next
Enjoy

With Love,Honesty and Sincerest Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights

40 Days Left

A man once said
confident of his fate
that if his lover would sever
in 40 days he'd be dead
But never did her surmise
that such a small promise made
were the foundations
a misery road laid

Love grew sour
and hate was bitter
He stumbled through sadness
his demons the fitter
Maybe this freedom would be
a new outlook for him
or was this outlook
looking dim

Good thing he also promised
that his foolish promise was null
If he was to find himself
another gull
To fill in the role
and fill up his heart
easier said than done
as he faltered from the start

Sadness and grief
his only companions
as he walked alone
through the walls of his own prison
given up from love
but not yet from life
he suffers hardships
with no listening wife

Day 11
yet he was ready to give
his emotional state
making him want less to live
Death teased him
as he looked down
but he was a man of his words
to continue life with an everlasting frown

Only a miracle could save him
and a miracle she did came
And slowly with happiness
came perfection and fame
suddenly the man who was at the brink of death
was living the life filled with health and wealth
To all those who supported
did he thank
For without them his life
would have gone down the shank
for he now swore
to never again
leave himself to live
a 40 day stand

Suprises

Well
after some negotiations
and talking to fee
she has agreed to return to the band
Also
Bella
her "baby"
might be joining
adds new dimension to the band
AND I LOVE DIMENSIONS!

Other than that
my cousin is in Singapore
So yeah
Outings ahead?
Maybe

Well
thats about all I can disclose on my blog
haha
other than I like poker alot now
and that
maybe
I have a poem coming soon
soon
real soon
like tomorrow soon
so till tomorrow
see ya

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Depression

"It will take nothing short
of a miracle to take me out of this
depression" I said that yesterday

So alritie
Updatie
After a short argument
Fee left the band
But all is not lost as a regroup is in sight
So yeah
hope everything turns out alright
cause I really wanna try that
Orianthi song
Haha

What else
Lemme see
As of right now
Still no scandals and whatnots
Can't even hang out with any girls
No girls to hang out with anyways
All of them are either attached or just
against me
I'm fine with that
Like my ex
I'm Bi too
LOL
just kidding

So
worst news for me is that
After losing a gamble
I had my friend cut abit of my hair
It sucked
so
I went to cut it for real
and now
its as short as it was
in secondary school
ouh this is gonna be fun to grow back

Other than that
No other news
I'm getting fitter abit
So yeah
Thats about it
LOL

Seriously need to get back to bloggin real soon
Real soon

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

The Final Presentation

Tomorrow
Will be the day
Of my Japanese Presentation
Am I ready?
Almost
Haha

So yeah
started today
suprisingly
by meditating and finding peace
well
my neck hurt halfway and I stopped
But it helped!
So standard day
School
Wait
Studied for conveyancing quiz
jap project meeting
where I realize that the corset looking thing is an upsidedown dick
And then
had Conveyancing quiz
FTW 4 out of 10
so yeah
fun day

Went home
went out to lepak abit
got scolded cause I went out during Maghrib
Got back early
LOL
Now I am blogging!!

My day is boring I guess
LOL
Nothing too interesting happened i guess?
other than me realizing how to achieve anything that I want
and me realizing that
Spelling Live
backwards
Spells EVIL
I wrote Live on my fingers
one letter per finger
with the L and E in reverse
and then went to a mirror
and the whole thing went
LIVE EVIL
LOL
Awesome I know

OUH YAH
One more thing
The guys I hanged out with
Wanted to call me Wannor Angel or something
Why?
Cause of my hair...
-_-
Do I really look like I have Criss Angel Hair?
ouh well

Thats it for tonight
I am still damn tired
But recovering soon!
Maybe my next post here
will be
AN AUDIO TRACK!
or even
A VIDEO AGAIN!
now isn't that exciting!

Well,
thats it for tonight
toodles

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

FINAFINAFINAFINAFINA

Well
Good news Bad News Time
Bad news first
I broke up with Fee again
maybe
for the last and final time
Well
that is all the bad news I have

On the other hand!
Well
to build up suspense to my main point
I shall say
that I am left with 4 more weeks in the sem
3 of which are slack weeks
LOL
and that I have
1 more presentation left!
The role play!

Now!!
For the main event
I got
A NEW CLASSICAL GUITAR!
FOR THE WIN!
I sold my GFX3 pedal to earn the $130 needed
to buy it!
I love my Fina
Pun intended

Man the guitar is awesome
Well
I was always a sucker for classical guitars
and nylon strings
and nice wood finishes
and alot of other stuff
LIKE A FRIGGIN EQ!
Its pluginable
Ouh I can't wait to get batteries!
Omgaud
LOL

Well
I'm single now
how am I coping?
I seem to be happy
even Vivian
Zai's gf
Said I was a tincy bit too cheerful
LOL
People around me are like
asking me where she is and stuff
And I have one stock answer
"What Girlfriend?"
LOL

But yeah
other than that
I am friggin
HAPPY!
I GOT A FINA!!!
I think
I shall name it
Sofina
or something
still thinking of the name
haha
Ouh well
thats all for this update
been awhile since I blogged
obvious why I took a break

So yeah
maybe
I CAN RECORD MY SUNDAY EVENING BLUES!
AWESOME BABY

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Sunday Evening Blues

Sitting at home
Not much to do
So slept till morning
and till late afternoon
Woke myself up
and finished my homework
But boy did this day have its own perks

Got to chat with Atif
about songs and guitars
Still deciding
On what to cover so far
He likes the Tele
So we will get him one
When his A Levels finish damn ain't it gonna be fun

Been away lately
So man I must say
I went back to Silat
The other day
They all were happy
with my return
but my body is still aching from all the fats burned

All my projects ended
I am left with Jap!
Memorise my lines
and all of that
Nothing more
But quizzes and class
I hope this sem my hardworkingness last

So thats all for me
I must say I have been busy
Might not be blogging much
I'll do it if its easy
Well till next time
Take care once again
and please read this while listening to some blues my friend
Yeah

(Maybe I should do an audio for this)

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Music Mythbusters

Tale Of Tunings And Effects

You see
ever since my first
SERIOUS
band
Aneselle
got into abit of trouble when our 2nd guitarist
Got more dedicated to his
Grindcore
band
Yes
Friggin pigs and blast beats
I have had a love hate relationship
with the genre and the music itself

Whats more is that
I find
People are tuning down
a freakking lot
Well
I am a Metal Guitarist too
Am I not "Heavy" anymore?
LOL

So, the mini Myth I want to bust today is
Does Tuning Down Make You Heavier?
My opinion
NO
LOL
heck
tuning down means you might miss
2 high notes from your guitar
well,
people who tune down
Don't generally use the higher register of the guitar
unless they are playing technical stuff

HOWEVER
I know for a fact
that tuning does not make the guitarist sound heavier
the guitarist makes the guitarist sound heavier
Examples?
Okay
Muhammad Suicmez of Necrophagist
his tuning is a mere D# standard
and he can sound heavier than most of the grinders out there
Andy LaRocque of King Diamond
One of the most influential metal bands in the past
yet Andy was in standard tuning!
So
The norm still goes
Its not how low you are tuned
Its how you use your guitar

So
what about me
Do I tune down?
Nope
I stick to Drop D and E Standard
Why?
Cause I like it
and most of the songs I know
are in those tunings
All in all
Its up to the guitarist
and his guitar
Follow your heart people
Don't go too low
Unless you need to

Now
For the other extreme
Effects Hogs
yes
Those people
who spend their own money
sometimes their parent's money
on effects
a shitload of it
and most of the time
NOT USING IT
what
is
wrong
with you people?

Well, my 2nd mini myth goes
Do you need that many effects?
Well
come to my house
You can see now that
my GFX-3 multieffects pedal
IS ON BYPASS
and my amp?
EQ ARE ALL AT 0
AND I AM ON CLEAN

But seriously
Why people why
okay
If you are gonna be using the effects alot
than by all means
get the distortion pedal
But come on
Chorus,delay,reverb, tremolo, phaser, flanger
And you only use each for like
one song
other than reverd or delay or chorus that is
My suggestion
Get a multieffect pedal
Seriously
I actually
support a multi effect pedal
Why?
Cause it helps you learn the power of each individual effect
without having to buy a ton of analog effects
It might not be as good
But its a starting point to know what you need as a musician
So remember
Do not buy pedals on impulse
If you want to be a effects hog
get a multi effect pedal
Know what you need?
Then you get the analog
Lastly
If you yourself
with the guitar
clean as a bone
without any effects
low tunings
no nothing
can sound awesome
Effects and different tunings
will help you improve your sound
But remember
never
and I mean NEVER
Be a slave to them

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Shorto Updato

Fast game update
I am really really really pooped out
By my lack of sleep
and the fact that I'm back with fee
LOL JKJK
Thus the lack of blogging

The change in color was fee's recommendation
So yeah, no more red stuff for now
I am going to finish my Artisan series soon
Have a couple of tweaks to bug out
Other than that
I have my POM presentation
and Japanese Roleplay script to prepare for
So yeah
Till Saturday
It might me another long ass week for me

Other than that
Nothing too special
Another Music Mythbusters
to pass the time
and to make up
for my lack of blogging lately

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Quote Of The Day

Here is something
I caught
on a Youtube comment
And modified

"If Ibanez had a theme park
Their roller-coaster would be called
The Tube-Screamer"

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Like A Pheonix From The Ashes

I have risen again
Alot
and I mean
Alot of shit
has happened
this last week

All of which
I had sorta
PLANNED

I learned lessons on loneliness
Despair
And only then
Did I learn
Happiness

I will not go into the nitty gritty
Of me failing to replace Fee in any way shape form
OR
me getting my friendship put on the line
Cause I wanted to be too honest
OR
lol
Now
I want this day
to have
a Happy Ending

I went
for my cousin's birthday chalet last night
DID NOT SLEEP
then
while walking to Mcdonalds
I had a long thought
Which led me to see
I don't need anything
To be happy

So instead of staying and waiting for my parents
to fetch me in the AFTERNOON
I went home
ON BUSES
left at 7
Reached home at 9.30

Well
On the way home
I called Fee
and told her
I love her
she was all
Huh what?
Cute

Then I reached home
OVERSLEPT
when I was suppose to meet Fee
and go Peninsula
I was actually so angry
that my mum got angry at me for being angry
Then I cried begging her to just stop scolding me
Then she quieted down

THEN FEE CAME TO MY HOUSE
and Faiz too
Faiz waited outside
While me and fee talked in my room
(my parents were at the Chalet by this time)
Then me and fee
had couple moments
and enjoyed looking
at
THE PRS SE MIKE AKERFELDT GUITAR
More on that later
but yeah
Me and Fee
WE ARE BACK TOGETHER BIATCH

Faiz got to riff it out on my guitar
Kid's got some good riffs
LOL
It PAYS not to have any theory knowledge what so ever
SOMETIMES
lol

Then went to Causeway point
Got my Dad's Hp from repair
I went home
Sleep
with my comp on
To realise
My msn didn't go on IDLE
THUS

by the time I woke up
ALL 3 STOCHASTIC SYNDROME MEMBERS
were chatting to me!
Awesome
Those guys always put a smile in my face
Thanks guys

Other than that
My day
went on almost without a hitch
But the hitch
Was a lesson too

So yeah
For an almost perfect day
THANK YOU GOD!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Harlot Nights

Not much to update about
other than the fact that all my current
Projects
are finally done
And that I had a really emotional day
topped off by fee really making me grow sadder
So yeah
Deleted every last photo I have of her
Time for a poem

Unchained Memories

At the park
Guitars in hand
Head in lap
smiles in face

In thus bus
hugging still
keeping warm
from the cold

At our houses
waking up
enjoying love
being together

In school
Spending time
Temptation strikes
Yet still together

Time pass
year ends
freedom taken
freedom regained

And all things
come to an end
Three words lost
Silence Begins

Harlot Nights

The Fourth Installment
Of my
The Artisans Series

The Shrink

She sits in her chair
every day of her life
Her life was lived there
For she was no longer a wife

She loved to help others
From their inner demons indeed
But to her own demonic manifestations
Did her negativity feed

Patients come in and go
Trying to go from bad to better
She would heal their wounds
But herself never the latter

She once treated a poet
who just wanted love
A sadistic morbid painter
who was as beautiful as a dove

Even a Cellist
who could play only grief
But in none of her patients
did she find relief

Be a scholar they said
Live a happy and rich life
Find a really good husband
and be his lovely wedded wife

Happily ever after
never really came
for as fast as she lost her patient
as fast as she was going insane

The bastard she would blame
For all of her distress
But was it his fault
When she choose duty over dress?

With her suffering on going
And not helping the fleeing
She'd be dying rather crying
For joy she was not feeling

And as she sees the pills
which she gave the sick
she told herself
This is it
This is it
This
Is

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

For I Am Saz See

So okay
Today
I didn't go to school
Went to sent my dad's spoiled handphone for repairs
AGAIN
and then
bought cigarettes
Gudang Garam this time

Apparently
My Jap group leader
Said there was group meeting
So I actually
Went this time
yes
I rushed my ass all the way to Tampines
But hey
Karma Charged me in the face
for not turning up the last few times
because as I was WALKING to school
I found out that the meeting was changed
to an online meeting
For The Win
So yeah

Smoked the cigs
Only to get
Cig Sickness
The thing
that made me quit
last time round
So was feeling fucked up for around
an hour!
In school!
Camping outside a toilet!
With Fee!
Cause I needed her to print out stuff
and gimme a bag to carry all the stuff
We broke up
But we are still close

So yeah
Went home after that
Only to realise
That music actually helps relief my headaches
and nausea
Magic!
And all that vomiting made me hungry
So bought some Chilli Tapioca
and took the 962 home

The minute I got home
I did my Company Law work
Unfortunately
I only was able to do half of the Membership Rights
and had completely paragraphised the Resolution Part
and added the Facts to it
Gotta continue after my Conveyancing Role Play
Urgh
Its gonna be another long day

Then
had an online Jap meeting
went
Well!
To my surprise
Got my character's name changed from
Sexy
to
Saz See
Yes
I am playing
A female character
-_-
This is gonna be
HARD!
Ouh well
At least
I have a reason
TO GO GET THE SLASH STYLED TOP HAT AND WIG
YES
I AM GETTING IT
well
On Fee Loan that is
until I get enough to pay her back
Or until I patch with her
which would mean
its joint accounts again
HAHA

So yeah
Other than that
I just made a
"Betcha Can't Play This Lick"
not significant at all
and I am god damn tired!
Well
How do I say it
It feels like
My day started on 9th January
and it still has not ended
So yeah
Hope it does end sooner or later
I am tired as hell

Well
I am abit tired
But
I have another Harlot Nights in store
Hopefully I can pull it off
Alritie
Peace out
A-Town!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights

Yet another installment
To
The Artisans
Series
Harlot Heights Presents

The Cellist

The once was a man
who played a large Cello
His notes were so deep
Warm,Full and Mellow

He played in a band
But was never heard
If he played a note too low
Someone would drop a turd

And at his home
he practices all day
With all the sad pieces
That came into his mind's way

But though he was skilled
In playing what he played
He relinquished in sorrow
as the happy melodies seem to fade

For all he wanted to do
For almost the whole of his life
Was to play a happy melody
For his now dead wife

For sadness churned
By the mellow instrument
Bought lovers and lives
into a fatal temperament
As his happiness
Slowly fades
Away
Away

HAMMERED

I am freakking tired
Just finished my Jap Translation
Thus ending the Triathlon Of Homework
Or so I thought
Like in every great Final Fantasy
or RPG
or MEGAMAN X
game
There is always a twist ending
when you play at a higher level
Yeah

Now
I have to finish up
The rest of the Company Law Project
Well,
My part was
Significantly minute
so I thought
maybe something extra later on would be okay
Ouh well
Tomorrow
Since I have no LSM2 Tutorial
I will do finish this fight

Now enough game references
How was Day 1 without Fee
Manageable
But I couldn't resist kissing her forehead
when I sent her to the doc
And wasted 10 bucks on Cigarettes
Gave them to the guys
I don't need much anyway
Not yet at least

Other than that
Normal day
other than the fact that
I EAR TABBED OUT THE CHORDS FOR
FARHANA - JINBARA
GADIS MELAYU - JAMAL ABDILLAH
yes
It is lame
but for someone like me
WHO PRACTICALLY LIVED ON GUITAR PRO TABS
Eartabbing
Or Memory Tabbing as I call it
(Since I recall in my head how the song sounds like)
Is a miracle
I still hold not sword against the
Classical Section Of Trilogy Suite Opus 5
But I shall try harder

Other than that
I am hammered like hell!
And after the next
Harlot Nights
Post
will be going to sleep
P.S.
Octavarium - Dream Theater
Best Song For Doing Projects

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Music Mythbusters

Was Unholy Virginity a Yngwie Malmsteen Song

As you can hear from my abysmal interpretation
(Blame the distortion)
The song I just played for you
Is a song
well Known by every
Malay Guitarist
or
Mat Rep who can play guitar
or
Mat Jiwang
In Singapore(as my current data shows
to lazy to check other countries)
However
Everyone says its
a Yngwie Malmsteen song
Is it really?

Okay first and foremost
I won't kill it yet
but to start
When I learned that little lick
6 years back
from my Kakaknye Laki
(means brother in law in a kinda offensive way)
I was told it was called Malmsteen
Few months later
A friend of mine said it was called
Unholy Vengeance
Then now
I search youtube
and all the Modern Mat Jiwangs
(modern as in they use youtube too)
say its called
Unholy Virginity

Now
Time to Bust this myth
Firstly
I will go into
the MUSICAL
side of things
Me
being a blaten Malmsteen Rip
(yes,if you heard me play
you can hear my pedaltones and my
harmonic minor shreds and my
1-m3-5 and diminished appergio runs)
I have somewhat studied
and learned
Malmsteen's style of play
The fact that
a total noob
like me 4 years back
could play it
Already shows that it might not be a Malmsteen song
Why?
Because
The song is said to be an instrumental
HAVE YOU HEARD A MALMSTEEN INSTRUMENTAL??
BLACK STAR? FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN? TRILOGY SUITE OPUS 5??
Yngwie does not relax on his shreds
His songs no matter what
cannot be fully played by just a average guitarist
On a rhythm aspect
Some riffs are very straight forward
But his fills and solos
are well
Astounding and fast
let alone his instrumentals
where he mostly
blazes through most of the song
as much as he possibly can
So can you explain to me
Why he would slow down for this song?

So yea
No Malmsteen song can be 100% easy
And recently
Today actually
I heard an MP3 version
of the song
WITH SYNTHETIC DRUM AND BASS
and my friend was all
this is the original track
and I was like
dude
I know Malmsteen's style
THAT AIN'T IT

Alright
Time
for my trump card
http://www.yngwiemalmsteen.com/discography.html
Yes
Its YJM's full discography
For those who would want to rebut
and say that
"hey
it might be a hidden or secret track"
you can just scroll back up
and read what I wrote
And then
LISTEN TO ALL THE SONGS
and maybe
if you have the least bit of common sense
will understand
what I was trying to say

Alright
I have satisfactorily busted this myth
However
I would also like to give a theory
of how this whole Song started
The fact that older people knew it as
Malmsteen
shows that it was not a Malmsteen song
but a song NAMED after him
Probably a tribute by one of the many people
whom he had inspired
The Unholy Vengeance part
may have came out
due to the fact that
Vengeance is an actual Malmsteen song
(though its not an instrumental and does not have the lick in it)
And
it was named with the Unholy
During the time
Avenged Sevenfold's Waking The Fallen came out(RIP THE REV)
more importantly
The Popular Single
UNHOLY Confessions

Come one
Everyone who could play guitar
and wanted to be cool
wanted to play an A7x song
Back in the day of course
now all they want is to play that noisy
deathcore crabcore electrocore brutal shit
Now back to my theory
so after it was named U.Vengeance
It was probably changed to Virginity because
Well
A bunch of Mats
Play that song
Other than Gang Title
Guitar
Booze and Ciggs
The only other thing on their minds all the time
are chicks
and pussies
Thus
The Virginity part

So yeah
that is my theory
You can rebut it all you want
but for all I care
Its busted
Peace yo

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

I Don't Love You

Like I Did
Yesterday
Yeah
To start things off
Me and Fee
have downgraded to
TTM
or
Friends With Benefits
I shall not talk
or think
about that anymore
Until
I am ready

So yeah
Normal Day
Woke up to
FOOD!
Then went to play soccer with
The Guys
then
lepak
till like
10
which got Fee
Pissed
cause I didn't msg her
even once
yeah
we all know
how that ended

Good news?
I got my POM homework done
Thus
All I have now
Is Jap work
which the groupleader
had enough mercy
to give me
a hopefully easy
piece to translate
If she doesn't piss me off
I will
Treat them to KFC
on Tuesday
Ouh ouh!
I cleaned my CEILING FAN TODAY
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
And my parents stocked up Red Bull in the Freezer
For The Win

Other than that
I got a new Section coming
right after this

P.S.
The title of this blog
and how I started this post
doesn't mean I'm heartless
I just needed a
Different way
to start this
solemn post

With Love, Honesty and Sincerest Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Harlot Nights

Oooo
Poems galore
I should make a series
and call it
The Artisans

The Painter

There once was a painter
a beautiful one indeed
she sat in the park
With paper and paint to feed

As she drew what she saw
Through her beautiful blue eyes
For what was on her canvas
Represented her beauty inside

Beaches were burning
Bloodshed abound
Ships were all sinking
and planes were crashing down

She painted with glee
an apocalyptic image indeed
For a witch's evil heart
in an beautiful shell would mislead

As she painted
and painted
and painted
forever having
the most beautiful smile
the smile
of an angel

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

AMUK!!!

Ever had one of those days
Where you wake up to find
A whole breakfast ready for you
Awesome right?
Well
that wasn't how my day started

Woke up at 12
Youtubed in the morning
only to realize
there
was
no food
so I waited
laid down
rested
and waited
talked with my home boys
and waited
then
my parents came home
AT 6 FUCKING PM
God I was already
lying down lifeless on the sofa
Good thing
they bought alot of food

My day went on as per normal
did my
Company and Conveyancing Law homework
and then
ate maggie
then
FOUND THAT AMUK WAS ON TV!!!
YES
AMUK AS IN
THE LEGENDARY MALAY ROCKER
ON ASTRO RIA
man was I surprised
I went
FUCK STAR WARS
AMUK IS ON
but after awhile
I got bored of the Iron Maiden influenced
Grunged up vocals
and now
I am blogging!!!

So yeah
Other than that
that was the roundup for my day
So yeah
Thats all for today
boring post I know
I shall try to make up for it
Alright?

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Late Night Ranting

Yes
Time for some ranting!
Well technically
Its type out
But yea
I don't give a pickle
I was torn between
Ripping off Jeff Dunham's Marriage Routine
and this next rant
Which I choose
So enjoy

Singapore Idol

I was sitting one night at home
and at freakking 11pm at night
I could hear screams of aunties and adolescent girls
All over my neighborhood
Then it hit me
Sezairi must have won

Well
I'm gonna let myself finish
but I have to say
TAUFIK BATISAH WAS THE BEST SINGAPORE IDOL OF ALL TIME!

Alright
Back to Sezairi
Yet again
More adolescent and teenage girls
gave a damn about Singapore Idol
and every other person with a good ear
and with an actual working mind
Seriously?
A guy around my age
Thin as a stick
freckled face
nerd
Is
OUR COUNTRY'S IDOL???
God
Even I can become famous at this rate

Okay
I should lay off the trash talk for abit
And give the archtop wielding singer a break
And for you people
who are not as proficient as Sezairi with guitars
The Archtop is a hollowbody guitar that Sezairi uses
Which reminds me....
HE HAS MADE THAT GUITAR HOT!
Not in the sense of beautiful hot
In the sense that
PEOPLE WANT AN ARCHTOP NOW!

I was at Peninsula Plaza one day
Buying picks and an ESP Catalog for a friend at Davis Guitar
When I noticed that an ITE guy
has just purchased an Archtop guitar
So I said
OUT LOUD
to my ex-coworker
"ehk,Sezairi dah famous ehk
until people want to buy his guitar sia"
right in front of the customer
What added to my humour
was when
I was hanging out with my friend
Ezuwan
At his workplace
another music store called Music Theme
Then
About one hour in
He had a customer looking for a hollowbody guitar
GUESS WHAT TYPE HE WAS LOOKING FOR!
I laughed my ass off

Now you people must be wondering
Why I find this
the slightest bit funny
Well for one thing
I don't think its a coincidence that Archtop sales are gonna increase
in coordination with Sezairi's Singapore Idol Win
Because I find it funny
that people are actually
Inspired
by him
GOD

My girlfriend told me
that he was once from NAFA
and dropped out
Then
I replied
"yeah, of course.
All the classical players were going apeshit fingerpicking
on their classical guitars
playing some extremely complicated piece
while Sezairi was hanging about at one corner
with his archtop
Going
Jeng kejek Jeng kejek"
Okay okay
All you Sezairi fans
He might have skill
OKAY?
I shall give him the benefit of a doubt
other than that
He's just the 4th Jonas Brother

Now
I shall tell you
the reason why
I kinda hate Sezairi
Yes
I am jealous
Not of his popularity
NOT ONE BIT
for whatever talent he has
I am jealous
for the most
weirdest reason of all
HE GOT TO PLAY ALONGSIDE ADDY FUCKING CRADLE
One of my guitar idols
the man who merged javaness music with rock and metal
played with Mr. Jeng Kejek Jeng over there
...
Speechless
absolutely speechless

Other than that
I do think he is a fine guy
Average
But Please
I beg of you MediaCorp
If there is ever
Another Asian Idol
Or World Idol
Send Taufik
Please?
Not Hadi
Not Jeng Kejek Jeng
Taufik Batisah

Idol is a talent contest
not just
a popularity contest
Don't let coolness
cuteness
hotness
prettiness
and all the other -ness in between
get in the way
of music
For music
is the most beautiful
form
of
human emotion turned to energy

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Where was I?

Well
To people who actually give a
Fish
Might want to know the reason
Why this blog was gone
But I guess
I'm too lazy to talk about
how fee asked to have a joint blog
which turned out to be under used
and in turn made us have separate blogs again
So yeah
I shall skip saying all that

Now
Hows it going good people!
Hope your life is as good as mine!
That would mean that you're suffering 50% of the time
But hey!
The other 50% is fun right?

So
I know you all are curious about my life right?
Of course not
Who the hell cares about me
All I've been doing for the last 1 year
is go to school
work for one month at DAVIS GUITAR
before getting the "If we need you we will call you" speech
then school
ouh yah
Spending like
around 12 to 18 hours
with fee
thats the combination of
Talking
Walking
Going to schooling
Chatting
Eating
and all that kinda shit
yeah
I so have a life right?

I would like to tell you about my new band
Stochastic Syndrome
But since the vocalist and rhythm guitarist
my secondary school mate
Atif
Is having A Levels this year
I will just skip that
and say that we have 2 songs
more in the process of writing
but will be on hiatus
till further notice

What else shall I update
my 2 followers on
I didn't get to go to countdown
Amirul
Formally known as Amok
Now known as Ekan
have moved into my block
and now his friends all hang out nearby
and worship me as a "shredder"
or well
"synyster gates"
Come on
I'm not even
THAT
good yet
Sheesh

Ouh Ouh
Gear update!
I now have an Epiphone Les Paul Special 2 Black
and a Zoom GFX3 MultiEffects Processor
AND 5 DUNLOP JAZZ III PICKS!

Moving on
To where I am now
Well
Got a LOT of homework due
And I have really pissed off my
Japanese Language Groupmates
Yes
Japanese is now my Cross Disciplinary Subject
So yeah
Got a hell of a time to go
Before this year
Closes
Hopefully
With a banging of another girl
JUST KIDDING
13 months
I am faithful alright
*gets inspiration for next column*
Well,till next time
its me saying
Play Safe
Play Hard

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

(p.s. the TM applies to the WHOLE signoff)

Harlot Nights

Ouh I miss doing this
Ouh I miss this soo much
Poem Time!

The Poet

There once was a poet
so clever was he
He made poems of everything
and anything he could see

Of flowers that were blooming
and of weeping willow trees
To document life in text
was the reason for who he must be

Writing about others
and not caring for himself
He soon found he lived a life
Alone with noone else

But he kept writing
Hoping for the day
That one of those flowers
Would float his way

His way
His way
His way
Poems he may write
But he never
got
his way

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

I AM BACK PEOPLE

Well Hello There!
Whoever has been keeping my Blog Link on their
Links area
And hasn't deleted it in the past year
Welcome Back to
Dum dum dum
Harlot Heights!

Yes,
after a year long hiatus
I'm back with more bullshit than a bull
For all you people who do not know me
My name is Eirwannor
People call me Wannor
Wan
Nor
Ewan
Eirwannorsaurus
Ehirwannor
And many other names
But Wannor would be just fine thank you
So long as my parents want me to be
I am a Law & Management Student at Temasek Polytechnic
Almost a 3rd Year Student yaw
That means I am 18++++

Ouh
as if my profile picture wasn't a dead giveaway
I am a musician
Namely a guitarist
So yeah
Nothing special about that
since a Archtop Wielding fag won a singing competition
That Rant
I shall get to real soon

So yes
for people who have not been on my blog before
I namely have a couple of typical "installments"
I have my rants
poems and stories
REVIEWS!!
and of course
comedy skits
So yes
this is my little life away from life

So yeah
I cannot wait to get back to posting
Thus I shall
Post something
LOL

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™