Where was I?

Well
To people who actually give a
Fish
Might want to know the reason
Why this blog was gone
But I guess
I'm too lazy to talk about
how fee asked to have a joint blog
which turned out to be under used
and in turn made us have separate blogs again
So yeah
I shall skip saying all that

Now
Hows it going good people!
Hope your life is as good as mine!
That would mean that you're suffering 50% of the time
But hey!
The other 50% is fun right?

So
I know you all are curious about my life right?
Of course not
Who the hell cares about me
All I've been doing for the last 1 year
is go to school
work for one month at DAVIS GUITAR
before getting the "If we need you we will call you" speech
then school
ouh yah
Spending like
around 12 to 18 hours
with fee
thats the combination of
Talking
Walking
Going to schooling
Chatting
Eating
and all that kinda shit
yeah
I so have a life right?

I would like to tell you about my new band
Stochastic Syndrome
But since the vocalist and rhythm guitarist
my secondary school mate
Atif
Is having A Levels this year
I will just skip that
and say that we have 2 songs
more in the process of writing
but will be on hiatus
till further notice

What else shall I update
my 2 followers on
I didn't get to go to countdown
Amirul
Formally known as Amok
Now known as Ekan
have moved into my block
and now his friends all hang out nearby
and worship me as a "shredder"
or well
"synyster gates"
Come on
I'm not even
THAT
good yet
Sheesh

Ouh Ouh
Gear update!
I now have an Epiphone Les Paul Special 2 Black
and a Zoom GFX3 MultiEffects Processor
AND 5 DUNLOP JAZZ III PICKS!

Moving on
To where I am now
Well
Got a LOT of homework due
And I have really pissed off my
Japanese Language Groupmates
Yes
Japanese is now my Cross Disciplinary Subject
So yeah
Got a hell of a time to go
Before this year
Closes
Hopefully
With a banging of another girl
JUST KIDDING
13 months
I am faithful alright
*gets inspiration for next column*
Well,till next time
its me saying
Play Safe
Play Hard

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

(p.s. the TM applies to the WHOLE signoff)