Dead Bored Rant

I swear
If my next blog post has dead in it
...
It will be
DEAD HAPPY!

Till then
DAMN I'M BORED
insomnia
Boredom
Mind just thinking negative thoughts
LOL
I'm starting to change abit
Open my eyes wider
Well
here comes test no.1
GETTING OVER MY DUMB ASS

LOL
All through the night
I came up
with lame name jokes
like
WanNor Trouble
which shud be pronounce
Want No Trouble
and Felayshia
or Felisha or Felicia
and how it sounds like
...
well, just change the 'a' to and 'o'
and you will understand

And I am still
dead bored
GAAAH
When will my princess come and save my day!
-_-
I am so unromantic
I'm the one who's suppose to go save the day
Not some the other way around
Now where did I put my Chivalry armor
Ouh yah
its dead
LOL
Well
time to take fate into my own hands
Make actions!
well
first matter of action
NOT
go chasing after girls
Its still taking action
taking action to chill
Screw chicks... Okay wrong terminology there
But, you get the idea
Even if you present me
3 hot guitar slinging hot girls
I will still go
meh
Girl + Me = Root of All Sins
Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Pride, Sloth
and did I mention
LUST

But hey
Its not like
I'M the lustful one at first
I may be the one who can come up
with the most outlandish sexual innuendos
but trust me
I never make the first move in staircase chess

Note To Self/And any guy reading this
If the girl says she gets horny when she sees you
Fuck her then don't call her again
If she is your girlfriend...
Chia Lat lorrrr (Unaccurate translation : Too bad then)
If she tells you that after a few months
things will get better
Fuck her, wait till the few months past
and say
Well bitch nothing happened
Ouh, sorry Little Miss Oracle
But you can't see the future

So yeah
*insert grief here*
Must I really act out negativity scenes?
Like must I really be affected by my exs
to a certain extent
up till a certain time
THEN
I can be cleared to go and do whatever the fuck I want?
Ouh well
if it makes them think I'm weak
i'm fine with that
Mada Mada Desu

So yeah
yesterday
me and atif wrote a song for some
English Competition Thingy
on how English can bridge worlds
We wrote about talking to aliens
and getting Japanese School Girls
LOL
a tribute to our old friend Mus of course
even had a little bit where we refer back to our english teacher
our beloved
Mrs George
TILF
Thats the first thing that Atif came up with
LOL
Go figure that out

Okay
I am running out of shit to say
so I will end it here
Toodles

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™