Sunday Evening Blues

Sitting at home
Not much to do
So slept till morning
and till late afternoon
Woke myself up
and finished my homework
But boy did this day have its own perks

Got to chat with Atif
about songs and guitars
Still deciding
On what to cover so far
He likes the Tele
So we will get him one
When his A Levels finish damn ain't it gonna be fun

Been away lately
So man I must say
I went back to Silat
The other day
They all were happy
with my return
but my body is still aching from all the fats burned

All my projects ended
I am left with Jap!
Memorise my lines
and all of that
Nothing more
But quizzes and class
I hope this sem my hardworkingness last

So thats all for me
I must say I have been busy
Might not be blogging much
I'll do it if its easy
Well till next time
Take care once again
and please read this while listening to some blues my friend
Yeah

(Maybe I should do an audio for this)

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Music Mythbusters

Tale Of Tunings And Effects

You see
ever since my first
SERIOUS
band
Aneselle
got into abit of trouble when our 2nd guitarist
Got more dedicated to his
Grindcore
band
Yes
Friggin pigs and blast beats
I have had a love hate relationship
with the genre and the music itself

Whats more is that
I find
People are tuning down
a freakking lot
Well
I am a Metal Guitarist too
Am I not "Heavy" anymore?
LOL

So, the mini Myth I want to bust today is
Does Tuning Down Make You Heavier?
My opinion
NO
LOL
heck
tuning down means you might miss
2 high notes from your guitar
well,
people who tune down
Don't generally use the higher register of the guitar
unless they are playing technical stuff

HOWEVER
I know for a fact
that tuning does not make the guitarist sound heavier
the guitarist makes the guitarist sound heavier
Examples?
Okay
Muhammad Suicmez of Necrophagist
his tuning is a mere D# standard
and he can sound heavier than most of the grinders out there
Andy LaRocque of King Diamond
One of the most influential metal bands in the past
yet Andy was in standard tuning!
So
The norm still goes
Its not how low you are tuned
Its how you use your guitar

So
what about me
Do I tune down?
Nope
I stick to Drop D and E Standard
Why?
Cause I like it
and most of the songs I know
are in those tunings
All in all
Its up to the guitarist
and his guitar
Follow your heart people
Don't go too low
Unless you need to

Now
For the other extreme
Effects Hogs
yes
Those people
who spend their own money
sometimes their parent's money
on effects
a shitload of it
and most of the time
NOT USING IT
what
is
wrong
with you people?

Well, my 2nd mini myth goes
Do you need that many effects?
Well
come to my house
You can see now that
my GFX-3 multieffects pedal
IS ON BYPASS
and my amp?
EQ ARE ALL AT 0
AND I AM ON CLEAN

But seriously
Why people why
okay
If you are gonna be using the effects alot
than by all means
get the distortion pedal
But come on
Chorus,delay,reverb, tremolo, phaser, flanger
And you only use each for like
one song
other than reverd or delay or chorus that is
My suggestion
Get a multieffect pedal
Seriously
I actually
support a multi effect pedal
Why?
Cause it helps you learn the power of each individual effect
without having to buy a ton of analog effects
It might not be as good
But its a starting point to know what you need as a musician
So remember
Do not buy pedals on impulse
If you want to be a effects hog
get a multi effect pedal
Know what you need?
Then you get the analog
Lastly
If you yourself
with the guitar
clean as a bone
without any effects
low tunings
no nothing
can sound awesome
Effects and different tunings
will help you improve your sound
But remember
never
and I mean NEVER
Be a slave to them

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Shorto Updato

Fast game update
I am really really really pooped out
By my lack of sleep
and the fact that I'm back with fee
LOL JKJK
Thus the lack of blogging

The change in color was fee's recommendation
So yeah, no more red stuff for now
I am going to finish my Artisan series soon
Have a couple of tweaks to bug out
Other than that
I have my POM presentation
and Japanese Roleplay script to prepare for
So yeah
Till Saturday
It might me another long ass week for me

Other than that
Nothing too special
Another Music Mythbusters
to pass the time
and to make up
for my lack of blogging lately

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Quote Of The Day

Here is something
I caught
on a Youtube comment
And modified

"If Ibanez had a theme park
Their roller-coaster would be called
The Tube-Screamer"

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Like A Pheonix From The Ashes

I have risen again
Alot
and I mean
Alot of shit
has happened
this last week

All of which
I had sorta
PLANNED

I learned lessons on loneliness
Despair
And only then
Did I learn
Happiness

I will not go into the nitty gritty
Of me failing to replace Fee in any way shape form
OR
me getting my friendship put on the line
Cause I wanted to be too honest
OR
lol
Now
I want this day
to have
a Happy Ending

I went
for my cousin's birthday chalet last night
DID NOT SLEEP
then
while walking to Mcdonalds
I had a long thought
Which led me to see
I don't need anything
To be happy

So instead of staying and waiting for my parents
to fetch me in the AFTERNOON
I went home
ON BUSES
left at 7
Reached home at 9.30

Well
On the way home
I called Fee
and told her
I love her
she was all
Huh what?
Cute

Then I reached home
OVERSLEPT
when I was suppose to meet Fee
and go Peninsula
I was actually so angry
that my mum got angry at me for being angry
Then I cried begging her to just stop scolding me
Then she quieted down

THEN FEE CAME TO MY HOUSE
and Faiz too
Faiz waited outside
While me and fee talked in my room
(my parents were at the Chalet by this time)
Then me and fee
had couple moments
and enjoyed looking
at
THE PRS SE MIKE AKERFELDT GUITAR
More on that later
but yeah
Me and Fee
WE ARE BACK TOGETHER BIATCH

Faiz got to riff it out on my guitar
Kid's got some good riffs
LOL
It PAYS not to have any theory knowledge what so ever
SOMETIMES
lol

Then went to Causeway point
Got my Dad's Hp from repair
I went home
Sleep
with my comp on
To realise
My msn didn't go on IDLE
THUS

by the time I woke up
ALL 3 STOCHASTIC SYNDROME MEMBERS
were chatting to me!
Awesome
Those guys always put a smile in my face
Thanks guys

Other than that
My day
went on almost without a hitch
But the hitch
Was a lesson too

So yeah
For an almost perfect day
THANK YOU GOD!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Harlot Nights

Not much to update about
other than the fact that all my current
Projects
are finally done
And that I had a really emotional day
topped off by fee really making me grow sadder
So yeah
Deleted every last photo I have of her
Time for a poem

Unchained Memories

At the park
Guitars in hand
Head in lap
smiles in face

In thus bus
hugging still
keeping warm
from the cold

At our houses
waking up
enjoying love
being together

In school
Spending time
Temptation strikes
Yet still together

Time pass
year ends
freedom taken
freedom regained

And all things
come to an end
Three words lost
Silence Begins

Harlot Nights

The Fourth Installment
Of my
The Artisans Series

The Shrink

She sits in her chair
every day of her life
Her life was lived there
For she was no longer a wife

She loved to help others
From their inner demons indeed
But to her own demonic manifestations
Did her negativity feed

Patients come in and go
Trying to go from bad to better
She would heal their wounds
But herself never the latter

She once treated a poet
who just wanted love
A sadistic morbid painter
who was as beautiful as a dove

Even a Cellist
who could play only grief
But in none of her patients
did she find relief

Be a scholar they said
Live a happy and rich life
Find a really good husband
and be his lovely wedded wife

Happily ever after
never really came
for as fast as she lost her patient
as fast as she was going insane

The bastard she would blame
For all of her distress
But was it his fault
When she choose duty over dress?

With her suffering on going
And not helping the fleeing
She'd be dying rather crying
For joy she was not feeling

And as she sees the pills
which she gave the sick
she told herself
This is it
This is it
This
Is

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

For I Am Saz See

So okay
Today
I didn't go to school
Went to sent my dad's spoiled handphone for repairs
AGAIN
and then
bought cigarettes
Gudang Garam this time

Apparently
My Jap group leader
Said there was group meeting
So I actually
Went this time
yes
I rushed my ass all the way to Tampines
But hey
Karma Charged me in the face
for not turning up the last few times
because as I was WALKING to school
I found out that the meeting was changed
to an online meeting
For The Win
So yeah

Smoked the cigs
Only to get
Cig Sickness
The thing
that made me quit
last time round
So was feeling fucked up for around
an hour!
In school!
Camping outside a toilet!
With Fee!
Cause I needed her to print out stuff
and gimme a bag to carry all the stuff
We broke up
But we are still close

So yeah
Went home after that
Only to realise
That music actually helps relief my headaches
and nausea
Magic!
And all that vomiting made me hungry
So bought some Chilli Tapioca
and took the 962 home

The minute I got home
I did my Company Law work
Unfortunately
I only was able to do half of the Membership Rights
and had completely paragraphised the Resolution Part
and added the Facts to it
Gotta continue after my Conveyancing Role Play
Urgh
Its gonna be another long day

Then
had an online Jap meeting
went
Well!
To my surprise
Got my character's name changed from
Sexy
to
Saz See
Yes
I am playing
A female character
-_-
This is gonna be
HARD!
Ouh well
At least
I have a reason
TO GO GET THE SLASH STYLED TOP HAT AND WIG
YES
I AM GETTING IT
well
On Fee Loan that is
until I get enough to pay her back
Or until I patch with her
which would mean
its joint accounts again
HAHA

So yeah
Other than that
I just made a
"Betcha Can't Play This Lick"
not significant at all
and I am god damn tired!
Well
How do I say it
It feels like
My day started on 9th January
and it still has not ended
So yeah
Hope it does end sooner or later
I am tired as hell

Well
I am abit tired
But
I have another Harlot Nights in store
Hopefully I can pull it off
Alritie
Peace out
A-Town!

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Harlot Nights

Yet another installment
To
The Artisans
Series
Harlot Heights Presents

The Cellist

The once was a man
who played a large Cello
His notes were so deep
Warm,Full and Mellow

He played in a band
But was never heard
If he played a note too low
Someone would drop a turd

And at his home
he practices all day
With all the sad pieces
That came into his mind's way

But though he was skilled
In playing what he played
He relinquished in sorrow
as the happy melodies seem to fade

For all he wanted to do
For almost the whole of his life
Was to play a happy melody
For his now dead wife

For sadness churned
By the mellow instrument
Bought lovers and lives
into a fatal temperament
As his happiness
Slowly fades
Away
Away

HAMMERED

I am freakking tired
Just finished my Jap Translation
Thus ending the Triathlon Of Homework
Or so I thought
Like in every great Final Fantasy
or RPG
or MEGAMAN X
game
There is always a twist ending
when you play at a higher level
Yeah

Now
I have to finish up
The rest of the Company Law Project
Well,
My part was
Significantly minute
so I thought
maybe something extra later on would be okay
Ouh well
Tomorrow
Since I have no LSM2 Tutorial
I will do finish this fight

Now enough game references
How was Day 1 without Fee
Manageable
But I couldn't resist kissing her forehead
when I sent her to the doc
And wasted 10 bucks on Cigarettes
Gave them to the guys
I don't need much anyway
Not yet at least

Other than that
Normal day
other than the fact that
I EAR TABBED OUT THE CHORDS FOR
FARHANA - JINBARA
GADIS MELAYU - JAMAL ABDILLAH
yes
It is lame
but for someone like me
WHO PRACTICALLY LIVED ON GUITAR PRO TABS
Eartabbing
Or Memory Tabbing as I call it
(Since I recall in my head how the song sounds like)
Is a miracle
I still hold not sword against the
Classical Section Of Trilogy Suite Opus 5
But I shall try harder

Other than that
I am hammered like hell!
And after the next
Harlot Nights
Post
will be going to sleep
P.S.
Octavarium - Dream Theater
Best Song For Doing Projects

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Music Mythbusters

Was Unholy Virginity a Yngwie Malmsteen Song

As you can hear from my abysmal interpretation
(Blame the distortion)
The song I just played for you
Is a song
well Known by every
Malay Guitarist
or
Mat Rep who can play guitar
or
Mat Jiwang
In Singapore(as my current data shows
to lazy to check other countries)
However
Everyone says its
a Yngwie Malmsteen song
Is it really?

Okay first and foremost
I won't kill it yet
but to start
When I learned that little lick
6 years back
from my Kakaknye Laki
(means brother in law in a kinda offensive way)
I was told it was called Malmsteen
Few months later
A friend of mine said it was called
Unholy Vengeance
Then now
I search youtube
and all the Modern Mat Jiwangs
(modern as in they use youtube too)
say its called
Unholy Virginity

Now
Time to Bust this myth
Firstly
I will go into
the MUSICAL
side of things
Me
being a blaten Malmsteen Rip
(yes,if you heard me play
you can hear my pedaltones and my
harmonic minor shreds and my
1-m3-5 and diminished appergio runs)
I have somewhat studied
and learned
Malmsteen's style of play
The fact that
a total noob
like me 4 years back
could play it
Already shows that it might not be a Malmsteen song
Why?
Because
The song is said to be an instrumental
HAVE YOU HEARD A MALMSTEEN INSTRUMENTAL??
BLACK STAR? FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN? TRILOGY SUITE OPUS 5??
Yngwie does not relax on his shreds
His songs no matter what
cannot be fully played by just a average guitarist
On a rhythm aspect
Some riffs are very straight forward
But his fills and solos
are well
Astounding and fast
let alone his instrumentals
where he mostly
blazes through most of the song
as much as he possibly can
So can you explain to me
Why he would slow down for this song?

So yea
No Malmsteen song can be 100% easy
And recently
Today actually
I heard an MP3 version
of the song
WITH SYNTHETIC DRUM AND BASS
and my friend was all
this is the original track
and I was like
dude
I know Malmsteen's style
THAT AIN'T IT

Alright
Time
for my trump card
http://www.yngwiemalmsteen.com/discography.html
Yes
Its YJM's full discography
For those who would want to rebut
and say that
"hey
it might be a hidden or secret track"
you can just scroll back up
and read what I wrote
And then
LISTEN TO ALL THE SONGS
and maybe
if you have the least bit of common sense
will understand
what I was trying to say

Alright
I have satisfactorily busted this myth
However
I would also like to give a theory
of how this whole Song started
The fact that older people knew it as
Malmsteen
shows that it was not a Malmsteen song
but a song NAMED after him
Probably a tribute by one of the many people
whom he had inspired
The Unholy Vengeance part
may have came out
due to the fact that
Vengeance is an actual Malmsteen song
(though its not an instrumental and does not have the lick in it)
And
it was named with the Unholy
During the time
Avenged Sevenfold's Waking The Fallen came out(RIP THE REV)
more importantly
The Popular Single
UNHOLY Confessions

Come one
Everyone who could play guitar
and wanted to be cool
wanted to play an A7x song
Back in the day of course
now all they want is to play that noisy
deathcore crabcore electrocore brutal shit
Now back to my theory
so after it was named U.Vengeance
It was probably changed to Virginity because
Well
A bunch of Mats
Play that song
Other than Gang Title
Guitar
Booze and Ciggs
The only other thing on their minds all the time
are chicks
and pussies
Thus
The Virginity part

So yeah
that is my theory
You can rebut it all you want
but for all I care
Its busted
Peace yo

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

I Don't Love You

Like I Did
Yesterday
Yeah
To start things off
Me and Fee
have downgraded to
TTM
or
Friends With Benefits
I shall not talk
or think
about that anymore
Until
I am ready

So yeah
Normal Day
Woke up to
FOOD!
Then went to play soccer with
The Guys
then
lepak
till like
10
which got Fee
Pissed
cause I didn't msg her
even once
yeah
we all know
how that ended

Good news?
I got my POM homework done
Thus
All I have now
Is Jap work
which the groupleader
had enough mercy
to give me
a hopefully easy
piece to translate
If she doesn't piss me off
I will
Treat them to KFC
on Tuesday
Ouh ouh!
I cleaned my CEILING FAN TODAY
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
And my parents stocked up Red Bull in the Freezer
For The Win

Other than that
I got a new Section coming
right after this

P.S.
The title of this blog
and how I started this post
doesn't mean I'm heartless
I just needed a
Different way
to start this
solemn post

With Love, Honesty and Sincerest Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Harlot Nights

Oooo
Poems galore
I should make a series
and call it
The Artisans

The Painter

There once was a painter
a beautiful one indeed
she sat in the park
With paper and paint to feed

As she drew what she saw
Through her beautiful blue eyes
For what was on her canvas
Represented her beauty inside

Beaches were burning
Bloodshed abound
Ships were all sinking
and planes were crashing down

She painted with glee
an apocalyptic image indeed
For a witch's evil heart
in an beautiful shell would mislead

As she painted
and painted
and painted
forever having
the most beautiful smile
the smile
of an angel

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

AMUK!!!

Ever had one of those days
Where you wake up to find
A whole breakfast ready for you
Awesome right?
Well
that wasn't how my day started

Woke up at 12
Youtubed in the morning
only to realize
there
was
no food
so I waited
laid down
rested
and waited
talked with my home boys
and waited
then
my parents came home
AT 6 FUCKING PM
God I was already
lying down lifeless on the sofa
Good thing
they bought alot of food

My day went on as per normal
did my
Company and Conveyancing Law homework
and then
ate maggie
then
FOUND THAT AMUK WAS ON TV!!!
YES
AMUK AS IN
THE LEGENDARY MALAY ROCKER
ON ASTRO RIA
man was I surprised
I went
FUCK STAR WARS
AMUK IS ON
but after awhile
I got bored of the Iron Maiden influenced
Grunged up vocals
and now
I am blogging!!!

So yeah
Other than that
that was the roundup for my day
So yeah
Thats all for today
boring post I know
I shall try to make up for it
Alright?

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine

Late Night Ranting

Yes
Time for some ranting!
Well technically
Its type out
But yea
I don't give a pickle
I was torn between
Ripping off Jeff Dunham's Marriage Routine
and this next rant
Which I choose
So enjoy

Singapore Idol

I was sitting one night at home
and at freakking 11pm at night
I could hear screams of aunties and adolescent girls
All over my neighborhood
Then it hit me
Sezairi must have won

Well
I'm gonna let myself finish
but I have to say
TAUFIK BATISAH WAS THE BEST SINGAPORE IDOL OF ALL TIME!

Alright
Back to Sezairi
Yet again
More adolescent and teenage girls
gave a damn about Singapore Idol
and every other person with a good ear
and with an actual working mind
Seriously?
A guy around my age
Thin as a stick
freckled face
nerd
Is
OUR COUNTRY'S IDOL???
God
Even I can become famous at this rate

Okay
I should lay off the trash talk for abit
And give the archtop wielding singer a break
And for you people
who are not as proficient as Sezairi with guitars
The Archtop is a hollowbody guitar that Sezairi uses
Which reminds me....
HE HAS MADE THAT GUITAR HOT!
Not in the sense of beautiful hot
In the sense that
PEOPLE WANT AN ARCHTOP NOW!

I was at Peninsula Plaza one day
Buying picks and an ESP Catalog for a friend at Davis Guitar
When I noticed that an ITE guy
has just purchased an Archtop guitar
So I said
OUT LOUD
to my ex-coworker
"ehk,Sezairi dah famous ehk
until people want to buy his guitar sia"
right in front of the customer
What added to my humour
was when
I was hanging out with my friend
Ezuwan
At his workplace
another music store called Music Theme
Then
About one hour in
He had a customer looking for a hollowbody guitar
GUESS WHAT TYPE HE WAS LOOKING FOR!
I laughed my ass off

Now you people must be wondering
Why I find this
the slightest bit funny
Well for one thing
I don't think its a coincidence that Archtop sales are gonna increase
in coordination with Sezairi's Singapore Idol Win
Because I find it funny
that people are actually
Inspired
by him
GOD

My girlfriend told me
that he was once from NAFA
and dropped out
Then
I replied
"yeah, of course.
All the classical players were going apeshit fingerpicking
on their classical guitars
playing some extremely complicated piece
while Sezairi was hanging about at one corner
with his archtop
Going
Jeng kejek Jeng kejek"
Okay okay
All you Sezairi fans
He might have skill
OKAY?
I shall give him the benefit of a doubt
other than that
He's just the 4th Jonas Brother

Now
I shall tell you
the reason why
I kinda hate Sezairi
Yes
I am jealous
Not of his popularity
NOT ONE BIT
for whatever talent he has
I am jealous
for the most
weirdest reason of all
HE GOT TO PLAY ALONGSIDE ADDY FUCKING CRADLE
One of my guitar idols
the man who merged javaness music with rock and metal
played with Mr. Jeng Kejek Jeng over there
...
Speechless
absolutely speechless

Other than that
I do think he is a fine guy
Average
But Please
I beg of you MediaCorp
If there is ever
Another Asian Idol
Or World Idol
Send Taufik
Please?
Not Hadi
Not Jeng Kejek Jeng
Taufik Batisah

Idol is a talent contest
not just
a popularity contest
Don't let coolness
cuteness
hotness
prettiness
and all the other -ness in between
get in the way
of music
For music
is the most beautiful
form
of
human emotion turned to energy

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

Where was I?

Well
To people who actually give a
Fish
Might want to know the reason
Why this blog was gone
But I guess
I'm too lazy to talk about
how fee asked to have a joint blog
which turned out to be under used
and in turn made us have separate blogs again
So yeah
I shall skip saying all that

Now
Hows it going good people!
Hope your life is as good as mine!
That would mean that you're suffering 50% of the time
But hey!
The other 50% is fun right?

So
I know you all are curious about my life right?
Of course not
Who the hell cares about me
All I've been doing for the last 1 year
is go to school
work for one month at DAVIS GUITAR
before getting the "If we need you we will call you" speech
then school
ouh yah
Spending like
around 12 to 18 hours
with fee
thats the combination of
Talking
Walking
Going to schooling
Chatting
Eating
and all that kinda shit
yeah
I so have a life right?

I would like to tell you about my new band
Stochastic Syndrome
But since the vocalist and rhythm guitarist
my secondary school mate
Atif
Is having A Levels this year
I will just skip that
and say that we have 2 songs
more in the process of writing
but will be on hiatus
till further notice

What else shall I update
my 2 followers on
I didn't get to go to countdown
Amirul
Formally known as Amok
Now known as Ekan
have moved into my block
and now his friends all hang out nearby
and worship me as a "shredder"
or well
"synyster gates"
Come on
I'm not even
THAT
good yet
Sheesh

Ouh Ouh
Gear update!
I now have an Epiphone Les Paul Special 2 Black
and a Zoom GFX3 MultiEffects Processor
AND 5 DUNLOP JAZZ III PICKS!

Moving on
To where I am now
Well
Got a LOT of homework due
And I have really pissed off my
Japanese Language Groupmates
Yes
Japanese is now my Cross Disciplinary Subject
So yeah
Got a hell of a time to go
Before this year
Closes
Hopefully
With a banging of another girl
JUST KIDDING
13 months
I am faithful alright
*gets inspiration for next column*
Well,till next time
its me saying
Play Safe
Play Hard

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

(p.s. the TM applies to the WHOLE signoff)

Harlot Nights

Ouh I miss doing this
Ouh I miss this soo much
Poem Time!

The Poet

There once was a poet
so clever was he
He made poems of everything
and anything he could see

Of flowers that were blooming
and of weeping willow trees
To document life in text
was the reason for who he must be

Writing about others
and not caring for himself
He soon found he lived a life
Alone with noone else

But he kept writing
Hoping for the day
That one of those flowers
Would float his way

His way
His way
His way
Poems he may write
But he never
got
his way

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™

I AM BACK PEOPLE

Well Hello There!
Whoever has been keeping my Blog Link on their
Links area
And hasn't deleted it in the past year
Welcome Back to
Dum dum dum
Harlot Heights!

Yes,
after a year long hiatus
I'm back with more bullshit than a bull
For all you people who do not know me
My name is Eirwannor
People call me Wannor
Wan
Nor
Ewan
Eirwannorsaurus
Ehirwannor
And many other names
But Wannor would be just fine thank you
So long as my parents want me to be
I am a Law & Management Student at Temasek Polytechnic
Almost a 3rd Year Student yaw
That means I am 18++++

Ouh
as if my profile picture wasn't a dead giveaway
I am a musician
Namely a guitarist
So yeah
Nothing special about that
since a Archtop Wielding fag won a singing competition
That Rant
I shall get to real soon

So yes
for people who have not been on my blog before
I namely have a couple of typical "installments"
I have my rants
poems and stories
REVIEWS!!
and of course
comedy skits
So yes
this is my little life away from life

So yeah
I cannot wait to get back to posting
Thus I shall
Post something
LOL

With Love,Honesty and Sincere Apologies
WanNor "Slasher" Valentine™